Games CSP'ers play:

• Maze Race - No mice need apply. It's just you and the computer.
• Build Your Own Super Hero - I know, you think your too old...get building!
• CSP Word Puzzle - Welcome back to 3rd grade!
• Yahoo Games - play all the games you could imagine for free.
• The Mystical Ball - Let this guy read your mind.
• PhoneSpelling.com - See what words your phone number spells.
• Analyze your dreams - who needs counseling when you've got this little gem?
• E-Libs - Remember mad-libs, well here you go, and you don't even need a pencil.
• Calculate your Nutrition - you put in the food and the computer does the rest...beware: objects eaten are not as healthy as they appear.
• Adopt an On-Line Pet - no time for the real thing, don't like the poop; try this on-line version.
• On-Line Confessions - think your weird, check out these folks.
• Look at Your House From Space - seriously, check it out.
• Java Video Games - all your basic games in one place - pacman, frogger, asteroids, etc.
• The Densa Test - Check to see if you should even be in grad school (editor's note: I got all of these right!)
• When Will You Die? - have a computer calculate your death date and watch as the second slip by...why are you wasting time at this site anyway?
• Virtual Insults - tired of a fellow cohort member...why not send them a virtual insult?

Hours of navigating pleasure:

• Stuff to do when your bored - It's as if they built this site for you.
• How to Pick Locks - Because you never know when you'll need to get into your own house (or someone else's for that matter)
• Paper Airplanes - Every paper airplane you can imagine is now yours to make.
• CSP Graphics - Did you miss this on the resources page...shame shame.
• How to Make Paper From Scratch - comes in handy if you're ever on a deserted island with not paper!
• The Spark - Quizes you didn't think existed, plus some interesting experiments.
• Hot or Not? - Submit a pic of yourself, or judge others. Truly the definition of an MTV nation.
• Send an E-Card from Hallmark
• Check your Horoscope - Not that we believe in this stuff....
• Send a friend a stupid joke - ah, where did all that 4th grade humor go to?
• Guinness Book of World Records - Figure out if your passion for collecting cd cases is a viable record.
• Movie Screw-ups - this site lists all of the movie mess - ups that made it through the final cut.
• TimeLab 2000 - A fun look at history. Find out how the things you love got started
• News of the Weird - The longest running news feature in the US.
• How Stuff Works - every wonder how they make chocolate...who a silencer works...or why we fart; inquire no more.
• Urban Legends - find out the truth behind these and other stories your parents told you.
• Song Lyrics - looking for the words to "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel - you found the right place.
• The Darwin Awards - true stories of stupid people's deaths.
• How to write a Haiku - very helpful during certain classes!

You should be:

• Reading for Susan's Class
• Working on a paper
• Writing your counseling notes
• Doing a journal for Marylu
• Researching for your thesis
• Working on a committee project
• Studying statistics
• Preparing for a meeting
• Reading the Chronicle of Higher Education
• Prepping for the class your teaching
• Meeting with your advisor
• Looking for Apprenticeship sites
• Figuring out what you want to do with your life

You should not be:

• Talking on the phone
• Checking your e-mail (again).
• Typing on IMs
• "Organizing" your work space
• "Organizing" your calendar
• Making plans for this weekend
• Checking your voice-mail
• Eating lunch (again)
• Writing a Haiku
• Surfing the net
• Starring aimlessly around your cubical
• Reading the DiamondBack (again)
• Reading though this site!